Tuesday, February 7, 2012
GO SPORTS!!!
alright, so foolsball is over. we got a shortened basketball season, and the caps are struggling to get into playoff contention. what we got here is a craptastic wizards team, a terps team that keeps coming up short, and nothing significant sports wise til mid march. what we have here is complete boredom. what am i supposed to watch, a celebrity bowling match, golf that is sure to electrify the sports world. jesus flippidy doo, i hate the sports variety. sorry to be a debbie downer, i guess i just love football so much, the thought of not having it til mid september is a devestating blow to my already frail subconscious. sorry for rambling. its just no sport even comes close to be as fun to watch as football. it should really be year round. oh yeah, the xfl. nevermind, forget i said that. nonetheless, i pray this weeks conferemce showdowns in college basketball is somewhat exciting. ill holla tomorrow when i get caught up on it bitches.
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Friday, January 20, 2012
Here....we....go!!!! Grab a case of beer!! Get out your half bag of potato chips. Take out the half bag of ice, your 12 tacos, and call up a mini retired nfl coach. It's championship weekend time! Time to see who goes to the biggest game ever, the mu fuckin Superbbowl!! Who do you thinks got what it takes to get to the big dance? Is it gonna be the seemingly unstoppable offense of the Patriots, or the defensive powerhouse Ravens who prevail in the AFC? Can the 49ers upend the Giants, who seem to be getting better week after week? Well, I have no idea! That's why they play the games, I'm not a damn psychic!! Geeze! But, I will give my predictions, and they will undoubtedly be correct. So take that!
Game 1: San Francisco Giants vs. New York Giants
Out of the 2 games this weekend, this one seems the more intriguing to me. Even though they met earlier in the year, it's sure to be a doozie! Alex Smith had the game of his career last weekend against the Saints in the divisional round of the playoffs. Throwing for lots of yardage, and a tochdown or two is one thing against the Saints. But against the Giants, I don't think so!! I doubt he'll even get half of the 31 fantasy points he had against the Saints. The Giants pass defense seemingly gets stronger and stronger, week after week. As far as Eli Manning goes, he's also been on a roll. But the 49ers have a much stronger defense than the Packers do. Can Carlos Rogers continue his dominate cornerback play, where he actually intercepts the ball. Not like when he was with the pitiful Skins, LOL!!! God, the Redskins suck. Anyway, I got the Giants in this one, 24-19. I'm counting on the 12 year old looking Eli to strike fear in the 49ers defensive backs.
Game 2: New England Patriots vs. Baltimore Ravens
I really think this game comes down to Ray Rice. He was useless last week, almost allowing Houston to come back and win. Brady always sucks monkey nipples against T-Sizzle and Ray Ray, so he'd better step up and stop bein a girl. He's such a pussyfoot! Once he gets knocked around a little, he starts sucking. Yep, you got it, monkey nipples. The Ravens defense is sure to keep the Patriots' Gronkowski and Hernandez in check. Knowing they're now the heartbeat of the Patriots offense, the 2 nasty Ravens Linebackers and Big Eddy must contain the 2 huge playmakers. Knockin 'em the expletive out early in the game is the number 1 objective. Make 'em scared like they were against the Steelers earlier in the year, and then piss on 'em. Maybe not that last part, but whatever. I got the Patriots winning 27-17, only because I hate them, and teams I hate usually end up winning. It sounds lame, but I don't care, hehehe.
So there ya have it 2Dickssports fans. The New York Giants vs. The New England Patriots, in a Superbowl 42 rematch. That doesn't sound exciting I know. I'll be rooting against both the Pats and the Giants, so I hope I'm wrong. It's gonna be fun to watch regardless, go FOOTBALL!!!!
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Game 1: San Francisco Giants vs. New York Giants
Out of the 2 games this weekend, this one seems the more intriguing to me. Even though they met earlier in the year, it's sure to be a doozie! Alex Smith had the game of his career last weekend against the Saints in the divisional round of the playoffs. Throwing for lots of yardage, and a tochdown or two is one thing against the Saints. But against the Giants, I don't think so!! I doubt he'll even get half of the 31 fantasy points he had against the Saints. The Giants pass defense seemingly gets stronger and stronger, week after week. As far as Eli Manning goes, he's also been on a roll. But the 49ers have a much stronger defense than the Packers do. Can Carlos Rogers continue his dominate cornerback play, where he actually intercepts the ball. Not like when he was with the pitiful Skins, LOL!!! God, the Redskins suck. Anyway, I got the Giants in this one, 24-19. I'm counting on the 12 year old looking Eli to strike fear in the 49ers defensive backs.
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Game 2: New England Patriots vs. Baltimore Ravens
I really think this game comes down to Ray Rice. He was useless last week, almost allowing Houston to come back and win. Brady always sucks monkey nipples against T-Sizzle and Ray Ray, so he'd better step up and stop bein a girl. He's such a pussyfoot! Once he gets knocked around a little, he starts sucking. Yep, you got it, monkey nipples. The Ravens defense is sure to keep the Patriots' Gronkowski and Hernandez in check. Knowing they're now the heartbeat of the Patriots offense, the 2 nasty Ravens Linebackers and Big Eddy must contain the 2 huge playmakers. Knockin 'em the expletive out early in the game is the number 1 objective. Make 'em scared like they were against the Steelers earlier in the year, and then piss on 'em. Maybe not that last part, but whatever. I got the Patriots winning 27-17, only because I hate them, and teams I hate usually end up winning. It sounds lame, but I don't care, hehehe.
So there ya have it 2Dickssports fans. The New York Giants vs. The New England Patriots, in a Superbowl 42 rematch. That doesn't sound exciting I know. I'll be rooting against both the Pats and the Giants, so I hope I'm wrong. It's gonna be fun to watch regardless, go FOOTBALL!!!!
Thursday, January 19, 2012
I'm BA-ACK!!!
Hello 2DicksSports fans, I'm ba-ack!!! Youv'e probably wondered what happened to your favorite 2 sports bloggers. Well, keep wondering gayboys, it's none of your damn business!! What's important is, we're back and ready to explode your eye pussy's with hilarious sports anecdotes! So, get back on the 2dickssports bandwagon bitches!!! We're back, for now. So check our shite out now, who knows how long we'll keep blogging. Obviously, we get bored easy. The more blogs ya'll read, the more blogs we'll post. The more blogs ya'll comment on, the more we'll feel obliged to kick the shit out of the blogging world. So please read, and enjoy!!! Eagles!!!
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