Guess who's back BITCHES!!!! It is I, the injury prone older dick. Thanks for all of the get well wishes, I've been having back issues/spasms/cracked vertebrae/detached spinal chord/slipped disk... Okay, maybe not the last few, but who cares. I'm back just in time to announce this weeks dick of the mu fuckin week. This Dick, who has been on the shelf for the last ten days, cause of his hurty back (what a pussy), deserves this award maybe more than any other dick! His ways have pissed off many people and thus, let many people down. He wishes he could apologize to his fellow employees and authors, but the damage has already been done. This piece of shit needs to get his blog back on! So, without further ado... This weeks Dick of the Week Award goes to............Me, the older, more refined (and somewhat crippled) DICK!!!! Thank you all!!
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