A Rod: Steroids
2 Dicks: Interesting choice, could you explain further?
A Rod: Sure Dick. I fuckin love steroids!!! Barry Bonds has nothin on me. I put that shit on my cheeseburgers. If I was on a desert island the only thing I would bring is roids. You can smell the HGH when I fart.
2 Dicks: We get it. You love steroids.
A Rod: That's not even the best part. Do you know how to say steroids in spanish?? It's steroids. Sometimes on my day off I fly down to the Dominican and step off the plane. Then I slowly take off my sunglasses and look every peasant dead in the eye and whisper, "It is me...El steroid." And before I can blink I have four guadalupes stickin me with needles in my ass!!! It is awesome!
2 Dicks: Let's move on. Now that you have won the world series is there anything else you want to accomplish in your career?
A Rod: Yeah. I wanna shoot up roids in my boner vein and butt fuck Ivan Rodriguez. Live on ESPN. With John Madden doing the play by play. Let's see BronBron top that!!!
2 Dicks: You are disgusting and a disgrace to the game.
Stay tuned for pt. 2 of the interview.
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