Get Ready For Capital Punishment Rasslin' Fans!!

The WWE ppv Capital Punishment is at the Verizon Center tomorrow night, I can't wait!! Who am I kidding? There's no way I'm spending 50 bones to watch a bunch of boring same ol' same ol'. It seems the wrestlers keep fighting the same person every damn week. The championship matches tomorrow are John Cena (c) vs. R-Truth, Randy Orton (c) vs. Christian. What are the stipulations in these matches? None! Standard matches?! No tables, ladders, or chairs? Seems wrestling got all safe and health concientious, probably because of head and neck injuries. Pussies!! Meow! Come on, ya'll are professionals! You've been trained for years on how to take a bump, do it for the fans!! What happened to gettin thrown off the top of a cage, or chair shots to the head one after the other? Oh well, bring on Capital Punishment WWE, do something fancy to bring glory back! Haha, disgraceful. Here's a few of my favorite pay per views that were in dc. It's a very short list, haha.

This was a decent ppv, SummerSlam 2005 in the MCI Center. It

wasn't really relevant, this was when I think wrestling began its downfall in the ratings. One of the main events was Hulk Hogan vs. Shawn Michaels. I expected more out of Hogan, like always, he pretty much had no real wrestling moves. Just punches, boot to the face, leg drops to the throat, and oh yeah.. The greatest move in wrestling history, if you can call it a move, when Hogan hulks up!! Haha! Anyway, Hogan won, unfortunately. DX all the way!!

As for the last relevant wrestling pay-per-view in the area, that goes to

Starrcade '98, which was at the MCI center. In the main event for the WCW Heavyweight title, it was Goldberg vs. Kevin Nash. Bill Goldberg had yet to lose a match in his career, winning all 173 matches (most matches lasted 30 seconds... spear, jackhammer, pin, win) going into his match with Nash. Nash was doing well, giving Goldberg the toughest match in hs short, dominating career. But, almost 18 minutes into the match, Goldberg started taking over, whippin the 7 footer around like a ragdoll. So, Nash and the NWO (the wolfpack), went to plan b: cheat to win

of course. After an "accidental" knock over of the ref,

momentarily stunning him, Scott Hall comes out of

nowhere in street clothes. He sneaks up to Goldberg

and tases the shit out of him, leading to a jacknife

powerbomb and Goldbergs first career loss!!

Thats all basically, wrestling sucks donkey dick nowadays. I hope somehow Vince can bring some excitement back to the WWE, it's been awhile. John Cena leads the way as one of the lamest champions of all time, get him out of there! At least The Miz sort of knows how to "act". The WWE needs to start a new era! I don't have any suggestions per say, but you're boring the hell out of me. QUIT IT!!!