Steve Wheatcroft is Pimpin' It At The Melwood Open

You may be asking yourself, "Who the Fuck Is Steve Wheatcroft?"  Honestly, I don't think anyone knows who he is.  But who the fuck cares who he is.  He shot a crazy 11 under par today to lead the field at THE MELWOOD FUCKING OPEN!!!!!!!!  That's right it's this weekend.  Nationwide Tour Golf.  College Park, MD.  Sponsored by THE Melwood Academy.  Hosted by Gary Williams.  'Nuff said.  Get your ass out there this weekend.  Go Steve!