I know what you're thinking, "What kind of moron gambles on fantasy baseball? Hahaha!!" Well, for starters, it's noy gambling when you know you're going to win. Secondly, it's just for bragging rights, no money involved. Again, I know what you're thinking now, "Who plays fantasy sports for no damn money?! What's the fun in that?!" Trust me, I thought the same thing, but that was before I started dominating my league with the greatest of ease. The people in the league consist of my dad, my two brothers, two nephews, and a couple of friends. All but probably four of ten in the "Summer Of Love" league are newcomers to fantasy baseball.
It didn't take me long to get into first place, it took me till like week 3. I gave up the lead by .5 a game 2 weeks ago, but after dominating Love Byrd (My Dad, lmao) 13-5 last week, I'm back in the lead by 4 games. After basically my entire pitching rotation has been injured at one point or another, I made key acquisitons. Pitchers I've never heard of, that I luckily stumbled upon like Mets' Dillon Gee , Brewers' Chris Narveson, and Marlins' Anibal Sanchez. All of whom pitched tonight, and all of whom picked up the win. Dillon Gee 7-0, 8IP, 1ER, 5K's, 0BB's, lowered his average to 3.33 with his win over the Pirates. Chris Narveson, who hasn't been pitching well at all lately, had a great game against the Cardinals with 8IP, 0ER, 6K's, 1BB, picking up his 3rd win of the season (3-4) and lowering his ERA to 4.32 from 4.85. Anibal Sanchez 7-1, had a decent performance with 6.2IP, 3ER's, 8K's, 0BB's, but brought up his ERA to 3.06, with his win over the Diamonbacks. So, thanks NL pitchers I've never heard of til I picked you up in my fantasy baseball league!!! You combined for a 3-0 record, with 22.2 IP, 19K's, 1BB, and a 1.72 ERA for the night! Great frickin job mofo's!! Keep up the great work, so I can continue to have the right to brag about the utter asswhoopin I lay down on the pathetic untalented other fantasy players' in my league. Muwahahaha!!! By Richard Divita
It didn't take me long to get into first place, it took me till like week 3. I gave up the lead by .5 a game 2 weeks ago, but after dominating Love Byrd (My Dad, lmao) 13-5 last week, I'm back in the lead by 4 games. After basically my entire pitching rotation has been injured at one point or another, I made key acquisitons. Pitchers I've never heard of, that I luckily stumbled upon like Mets' Dillon Gee , Brewers' Chris Narveson, and Marlins' Anibal Sanchez. All of whom pitched tonight, and all of whom picked up the win. Dillon Gee 7-0, 8IP, 1ER, 5K's, 0BB's, lowered his average to 3.33 with his win over the Pirates. Chris Narveson, who hasn't been pitching well at all lately, had a great game against the Cardinals with 8IP, 0ER, 6K's, 1BB, picking up his 3rd win of the season (3-4) and lowering his ERA to 4.32 from 4.85. Anibal Sanchez 7-1, had a decent performance with 6.2IP, 3ER's, 8K's, 0BB's, but brought up his ERA to 3.06, with his win over the Diamonbacks. So, thanks NL pitchers I've never heard of til I picked you up in my fantasy baseball league!!! You combined for a 3-0 record, with 22.2 IP, 19K's, 1BB, and a 1.72 ERA for the night! Great frickin job mofo's!! Keep up the great work, so I can continue to have the right to brag about the utter asswhoopin I lay down on the pathetic untalented other fantasy players' in my league. Muwahahaha!!! By Richard Divita 
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