hello sports fans!!

hey everybody, welcome to the second dicks blog, the older more refined dick. i just wanted to put my two cents in about the second rate sports in our country. thats right, important sports like nascar and soccer. hahaha, i almost got ya. no one gives a flying fuck, id rather watch reruns of roseanne, or get bitten by a ferocious nine month old putty tat at work. do we really have to succumb to such sports, if they can be called that. i mean, kicking a ball around is not exciting to watch, neither is watching a bunch of hicks turn left for four hours, kill me now. omg, thankfully i get to watch the nationals suck a hard dick for the next four months. cmon football, ppppllllleeeeeeaaaaassssseeeeee