Sunday, June 5, 2011

Why Would the Eagles be Interested In Plaxico?!

Remember this play Skins fans'? Hahahaha!! With the recent release from prison of former NFL football giants' WR Plaxico Burress, numerous NFL teams claim to be highly interested. Teams like the 49ers, who unquestionably need a big WR, opposite Crabtree, who has yet to prove to be a consistent threat. The Redskins, who for the moment seem to be making the right managerial moves, need a WR, but probably won't take the risk. The risk of Plaxicos workout ethic, the risk of how jail affected his workout regime, the risk of his stupidity (what kind of fuckin moron shoots himself in the leg at a nightclub?) Among a handful of other teams interested, irregadless (yeah, i said irregardless) of the risks, I was shocked to see The Philadelphia Eagles!! :-( I heard that Michael Vick visited him in jail, and I hope he shared some valuable lessons he learned from his experiences and all, but.... WTF?! We don't need another fuckin ratarded ex-con with obvious social and mental problems on our team!!! Being an Eagles fan (the only non-DMV sports team I like), I know what it's like to have a person you completely hate join "your" team (Michael Vick). Then I thought, we did it with Vick, maybe Plaxico could help. Then I thought, redonkyalous!!! It's too risky for us!! He's 34 years old, and probably wouldn't see any significant playing time until the middle of the season, being rusty and learning a new playbook and all. I'm just saying, spend our money on some LB's and DL!!!! The Eagles had one of the worst goal line defenses in NFL history, giving up a TD over 82% of the time. OFFENSE IS NOT THE PROBLEM ANDY!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WE NEED DEFENSE, FUCK PLAXICOS DUMB ASS!!!! EAGLES!!!!
By Richard Divita

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