Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Tiger, "Bring on the Leprechaun!!"

Don't think for a second that Tiger's not paying (close) attention to what's going on in the PGA tour. Don't think he hasn't heard of the multiple analysts & golf insiders visciously bash him, all but burying him, saying he'll never win another major. Don't even think about thinking Tiger isn't focusing in on Rory's success, only needing to rehabilitate his body; not his mind. Under the pressure cooker, the infidel is never stifled. As for the irishman, even though he just destroyed the field by 8 strokes at the US Open, has shown to crack under the pressure like a virgins hyman. Golf is 90% mental, just wait little boy, Mr. Woodsy's testicularly fortuitive journeys will be dealt with fairly soon.... and then the fun shall begin...
I really don't understand what the big fuss is over Tiger's "time off"! Everyone just wants to get a shovel and start piling dirt on his grave, like his career is over, caput, already touting McIlroy as the "Next Big Thing", a la Brock Lesnar, lmao!! He's won 1 major and 2 other whack ass tournaments, and people are saying he'll be worth a billion dollars in endorsements and earnings by the time his carrer is over?! Are you flippin serious?! Jack Nicklaus said Tiger would win 15 majors when Tiger was still 13 years old! Where was the buildup for Rory? Non-existent... and I'll tell you why... Because he's not gonna be that great!! Golf is just lookin for somebody, anybody, to take the torch from Tiger. Someone exciting to watch, that everyone can cheer for, who can boost the ratings and profit margins. There's only one problem with that.... Tiger ain't goin no where... BITCHES!!!!
I'm in agreeance with Kevin Sheehan, who believes Tiger's got at least four more majors in him. He's only 35, Jack Nicklaus won his last major at 46, and was on the PGA tour until he was 50, before joining the senior tour. So, he's 4 majors from tieing Nicklaus (with 18 majors), and only 11 PGA tour wins behind Sam Sneads mark of 82! There's no way, barring him becoming severley incapacitated (god forbid), he's retiring til he at least gets the five majors, or he's gonna die trying. Do the math, he should be healthy (penile escapades taken care of) by next year, giving him 14 years to win 11 tournaments and four majors. For most great golfers, it would seem like an unlikely (to accomplish) feat... But Tiger isn't just a great golfer, he's a master mentalist!! No one in (sinlge-competitor) sports history has dealt with, and overcome, pressure like Woodsy. I can only recall a hand full of times he's missed a pressure shot (in crucial situations) over his career. If he's leading, or within a couple strokes of the leader, in a tournament after three rounds, he doesn't lose. Other than the PGA Championship two years ago, losing to YE Yang, I can't recall the last time he folded under the pressure, it just doesn't happen. Rory, on the other hand, hasn't shown he can win from behind, or keep the lead when he's up only a few strokes. I know he's young and hasn't had that much experience at this level, but we'll see. Yeah, Rory's got game and one of the sweetest golf swings ever, but he's only won 1 major! There's no comparrison to be made here, Rory doesn't deserve to have his name mentioned in the same blog as Tiger. Tiger's on a whole other level! I bet Tiger is at home, restless, salivating over the oppurtunity to put the lucky little whack leagan of non-victory (when Tiger gets back) leathnu leprechaun in hims place!


Don't think Tiger's not waiting, biding his time, taking all the nay-sayers comments in, letting them settle, & pouncing on these newbies, proving that he is... The numero uno golfer in the existence of the game! Tiger Tiger woods ya'll, counting him out is futile!



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