Derek Jeter; Fakin'

after being within ten hits of three thousand, derek jeter suffers an apparent calf injury and was placed on the dl. but, do you believe him. i dont. right before starting a road trip, jeter was told by management that he must get his three thousandth hit in yankee stadium, no matter what. the yankees risked resigning him, but they did so only to see him reach three thousand at home. so, what does jeter do, on his last at bat of the game, fake an injury. theres no doubt that the evil yankees need him to get that hit at home, no yankee has ever gotten to three thousand. probably because every player they have, other than jeter, was bought from another team after the yankees watched that player play first. whats the point of having a farm league team or whatever, do the yankees even draft players. just another thing to add to jeters legacy. cheat to win, like when he faked getting hit by a pitch last year, faker. you might say the right thing to the media, but youre not foolin me. i know youre a faker, i know you need the spotlight in your face to feel good about yourself. you just thought faking an injury would put you in good graces with steinbrenner, and im sure he loves you for it. i mean, who wants to get their three thousandth hit in a loser park like wrigley field anyway, haha. being an orioles fan, i hope he never returns to baseball, and stays six hits shy of the milestone. that would be hilarious. i could sleep a little easier at night knowing he would have to bernie mac his way to three thousand, when hes fifty years old, pinch hitting for the twins or something. that i might watch. stop fakin jeter, im waiting for your miraculous recovery one week before the all star game, so you evil yankee dinglenuggets can steal the spotlight again. f u ya yankee doodle pencil dick.