I'm Back Bitches

Well hello my many minions, the phatest and the nastiest blogger has returned. If you are a new follower and are unaware of who I am (or how I am), I ask you...please, take your little mousey and scroll the fuck down and read my earlier posts. I have been begged and pleaded by the two dicks that I must post a blog post-haste, unfortunately I have been cut off from society whilst I was at Deep Creek Lake taking part in a few good 'ol Maryland sports of my own kind. Tubing, hiking, ledge jumping into the river, fishing, Jet Skiing and wake boarding - a grandiose time. Check out the video of my friend, Luke, wake boarding...the best part is when he eats shit in the end, mwuahahaha. Anyways...I'm happy to hear that the Heat went down in the flames of their own demise tonight. It's nice to see Dallas win their first title, and they did it through blood, sweat and tears, determination, focus, and will-power...and they didn't have to buy their way in like the Heat did. God I hate that shit - it reminds me of the Yankees and I FUCKING HATE THE YANKEES...remember the famous "Home Run That Wasn't" in the 1996 ALCS game against the O's....sorry to babble. On that note, I think I will hit the hay as it is getting to be rather late, but I want to dedicate this video to the Heat(and the Yankees for that matter) -- No matter how good you think you are(and trust me, my friend Luke thinks he is really good at wake boarding), you're gonna eventually eat your own shit. PEACE!