I was politely asked the other day by a good friend to touch on the subject of Brett Favre, and since then I've been trying to figure out what the hell I could say that hasn't already been said...I mean, it's Brett fuckin' Favre, everybody in the USA that has a pair of nuts and half a brain is an expert on Brett Favre's ridiculously long career...but I have something new for all you to boggle over. As you probably know, Brett retired yet again this past January for, what is it? the third or fourth time? But this is yet just another catastrophe in the long line of events leading us towards total global destruction in 2012. Here's a list of events, in order of when they happened - for those of you who need to know: Global warming, The Iraqi war, Katrina, Farve's retirement, Haiti, Favre's retirement, the economic collapse, Farve's retirement, Japan Tsunami and nuclear disaster, the NFL strike (which obviously is directly linked to Favre's retirement), La Nina and strange weather patterns...the rest is to come later. Can you see a pattern here? In my opinion the only way to cease the progression of these destructive events is to beg and plead Brett Favre to come back to the NFL if for no other reason other than to retire again at the end of the season. If we can convince him to do this for at least two more seasons I believe that will hold off and possibly halt this swirling cloud of death that is lingering over our heads. I mean the guy's a legend and is possibly a god reincarnated and in order for us to keep living life the way we know it we must keep Brett happy and paid in hopes that he will keep us safe. You need more proof you say...then I'll leave you with this...Brett Favre has had over 10,000 pass attempts in his career and since his retirement there has been over 10,000 tornadoes...coincidence? i think not.