A "Sport", or not a "Sport"... that is the question.

sports, the lifeline of america. when youre feeling down, theres nothing like watching a sport to take you away, and help remiss your worries. but, how would yoy classify a sport. how does one melwood graduate like greg decipher between a sport, an event, or a game. google defines sport as an activity involving physical exertion and skill which an individual or team competes against another or others. for realsies, thats it. what a stupid definition. nascar is not a sport, but according to google, all the guidelines are there. there has to be stricter guidelines then that ya google dipshits. for starters, it doesnt take an athlete to drive a car for four hours in circles. blasphemous. and it sure does take alot of skill to play golf, but you dont have to be an athlete. take a look a john dalys boozing ass, how athletic can he possibly be. im redifining the word sport, so here it is. a sport is an event, where an athlete exerts themselves to the fullest, sometimes in short bursts, where there are no judges, an inanimate object is used, and the oppenents go head to head, and is entertaining to watch. so, the events, or games you may have thought were sports, are nothing more than that, a stupid game. golf, nascar, ninety percent of the olympic games, all of the xgames, running, fishing, bullriding, soccer, badmitton, boxing, none of these are sports. i threw soccer in there cause its so fuckin boring i dont see how anyone could call it entertaining, hahaha. so, next time youre watching figure skating, and think to yourself, this is such a whack ass sport. remember, its not a fuckin sport, its a lame game people watch when theres no real sports to watch. and no greg, made up sports like quidditch dont count. where in the hell are we gonna find a golden snitch.