Sunday, June 5, 2011
Follow Our Blog to see Richard Wrestle a Bear!!!
Here at 2 Dicks we have been trying to come up with some ways to generate a buzz for our blog. And then it hit us, we thought what would Jackie Moon do? Wrestle a bear. That's right. Richard (you know the older, more refined Dick) has agreed to wrestle a bear on a live webcast as soon as we hit 500 views. So hit up our site, tell your friends, even tell the people you don't like because who wouldn't want to see Richard wrestle a bear. If you have any suggestions for Richard as far as the best strategy to take down a bear, leave them in the comments.
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There's an old ancient trick I know of...first off, it is very important that the bear is watching your every move during this process or it will fail...once you have the bear's attention, start off by sticking your finger up your ass hole, it doesn't matter which finger, all that matters is that the bear sees you do this. Next you need to sniff your finger and act as though you're smelling roses. By this time you should have the bear completely intrigued with what is going on. Finally, stick that ass goo covered finger in your mouth and go at it like a kid on a lollipop. The bear will be so utterly disgusted that it will forfeit.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you talking about Greg? Bears love butt goo. That will never work. My advice to you Richard is: RUN!!
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