Hello 2 Dicks Sports Fans! I've compiled a list of what movies I think are the most god damn hilarious sports movies I've ever seen! Obviously, this is only my opinion, I'm sure everyone has their own take on which sports movies are the funniest. Enjoy, and please leave your comments below!! Thanks!

#10: Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)- With comedic greats Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn leading the way, this is the 5th highest grossing sports comedy with $114 million in sales. What makes this movie so great, is Ben Stiller playing the super evil bad guy, and he does a superb job. Not only does he not seem threatening whatsoever, his comedic genius makes his supporting cast that more loveable. I still have no idea how Vinces team won at the end, impossible, lol.

#9: The Mighty Ducks (1992)- Anyone that's under 35 years old will agree this is one of their favorite sports movies ever! With Emilio Estevez leading a group of the worst hockey wannabee players in town, and leading them to glory, how could you not love this movie! It's not as funny as I thought it was when I was younger, but still a classic.

#8: Kingpin (1996)- This is one of the most underrated comedies of all time. After getting his hand chopped off in the ball return, Woody Harrelson goes on an adventure with Randy Quaid (an amish man) to reclaim his glory. But, Bill Murray and his toupee stand in the way. It doesn't hurt to have Vanessa Angel (mmmmm) in the movie for eye candy either.

#7: The Bad News Bears (1976)- The oldest movie on the list, this is one of my childhood favorites. It's probably the reason I started playing baseball as a kid. With Walter Matthau playing the alcoholic coach, but not really coaching, until he started to have fun with the game and the kids. What a spectacular movie, one of sports comedies all time greats. Too bad they lost in the last game, WTF?! lol

#6: Cool Runnings (1993)- Haha, there's nothing funnier that a fat-ass John Candy teaching Jamaicans how to bobsled! But, miraculously, he does it! Eventhough it's weakly based on a true story, its so damn hilarious just for the fact they hired Candy to be the coach, hahaha, fat ass. But, I loved John Candy, and he's the sole purpose of this movie being so high on the list.

#5: Happy Gilmore (1996)- Two words- "Hey Jackass", haha. Two golf movies in the top five, ya damn straight,it's such a fun sport to make fun of, snoozy jerks! Nothing was funnier than that heckler messing with Happy, I stole that phrase and used it alot in my senior year of high school... Hey jackass! Oh, and yes, Adam Sandler deserves two spots in the top 5, he's just that damn great at being half retarded and violent. Just give it a tap, a tippy. Go to your home!!

#4: Hot Rod (2007)- I don't care what any of you think! Some might say this isn't even a sports movie, and most of you probably haven't even seen this movie. Shame on you, this is one of the funniest god damn sports movies of all time, get used to it!! With SNL's Ryne.. I mean Andy Sandberg, and his goofy ass friends running around town trying impossible ill-conceived stunts, and the longest fall down a mountain in movie history, this movie is a can't miss. Beans, coo coo coo coo cool beans... HAHAHAHA!!!!

#3: Major League (1989)- This baseball cult classic remains in the top three in my book simply for its raw humor. What else would you expect from Charlie Sheen, Wesley Snipes, and Bob "Mr.Belvedere" Uecker (voice of the Brewers in real life), drunken voice of the Indians in this movie. Oh, ya gotta love it! The infidelity, the fist-fights, the man-love, all reasons this movie is so great and hilarious. I just wish they never made any sequels, cause they sucked Rory's freckled balls!!

#2: The Waterboy (1998)- The highest grossing sports comedy of all time, with a staggering $161 million dollars in sales, is by far one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. I wish it were on tv more, everyone loves a retarded Adam Sandler, who's momma keeps sayin, "fool's ball is the debil". Haha! With the most hilarious movie quotes of all time, it was a toss up between this and the #1 SC of all time. Lines like... "I said Joe Montegna", "Coach, not only will I do it for you, I...I...I... yes, yes, I'll do it for you", "Who, who dat? Who der?", and "You can do it, cut his fucking head off", makes The Waterboy my almost favorite sports movie of all time... Which means, because you havent seen it on the list, it's pretty damn obvious. The #1 Sports Comedy of all time is..........

#1: Caddyshack (1980)- Duh!! The hands-down funiest sports movie of all time, Caddyshack! This movie has proven to stand the test of time, with comedic legends Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, and Rodney Dangerfield leading the way. Classicly improvised (probably 75% of the movie), with ingenious humor, and a mechanical gopher that is simply adorable (Especially when he does his little dance :-)). If you haven't seen this comedic monster, you're a MORON! Its the only sports comedy Premiere lists in "The Top 50 Greatest Comedy movies", which means its super duper frickin hilarious sum um a bitches!! They don't make movies like Caddyshack anymore, so I don't think any movie will ever pass it as... THE GREATEST SPORTS COMEDY OF ALL TIME!!!
Here's a list of #11-20 in case you're wondering, lol.....Taladega Nights: the Ballad Of Ricky Bobby, rookie of the year, Blades of Glory, Kicking and Screaming, The Longest Yard, Big Fan, Balls of Fury, The Sandlot, The Benchwarmers, and Little Giants.
OMG!! so funny and absolutly right!! I totally agree with all of this. Damn boy you but alot of thought into this blog!! Good job..and all this time I thought you were a Jackass!! <3 Heather, ur #1 fan!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell? No Rookie of the Year? Funky butt lovin!
ReplyDeleteHot Rod should not be on this list! While Caddyshack is a awesome movie, my vote goes to Happy Gilmore! You Can't beat the battle with Bob Barker! Cari
ReplyDeleteHot Rod should not be on this list! While Caddyshack is an awesome movie, my vote is for Happy Gilmore! You Can't beat the battle with Bob Barker! Cari
ReplyDeleteRookie of the year should be on here and where the hell is Ricky bobby Def not impressed with your blogs!
ReplyDeleteThere, I put rookie of the year in the 12 spot, only because gary busey is the fuckin man!!!
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ReplyDeleteAngels in the outfield was good, gregs gonna do a list of the top 10 kids sports movies next month. The original was better
ReplyDeleteWhen does the kids list come out? I better see my name Greg!!!
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